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Melons that by definition are sweet. In fact said melons are considerably large and voluptuous. These "melons" are the best around, specifically belonging to beautiful women. They are the finest of all melons... Very commonly found in South American and Latinos.
Jim: look at that chick
Ty: what about her?
Jim: she's got sweet melons!
Ty: (looks her up and down) yes, indeed....
A genious melon that randomly shoots cars into space. Also, it is a lizzard.
Hey, there´s a Melon Usk hiding in your house! Keep an eye on your car!
a fucking dumbass that doesn't know jackshit and acts like he is the boss
UR A FAKIN MELON HEAD YE CUNT
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Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.
"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."
Dude I don't want no cantaloupe, I want some devil's melon.
(noun): someone who has no friends, or at least walks around pretending that they have no friends.
(verb): to lonely melon is to walk away from your friends and stand alone looking at them.
Lucy stood away from her friends like a lonely melon.
I was scared of that conversation, so i lonely melonned away until they had something normal to talk about.
The comically wrong way to pronounce the word marshmallow. A common prank to pull on Vulcans curious about human behavior relating to camping.
When Kirk, Spock and McCoy go camping, Spock takes out a small electronic device similar to a thermos. When Kirk asks Spock what he is doing, Spock replies "I'm preparing to toast a Marsh-melon." further explaining that he was trying out the customs of camping out that he consulted through the Enterprise-A's computer. To which McCoy laughs. Little did Spock know, McCoy programmed the ship's computer to change the name Marshmallow to Marsh-Melon as part of a practical joke.