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Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin
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Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
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to almost finish something, but not quite. Leaving a small quantity of something unconsumed, primarily beverages. Typically used in the past tense, merlinized. Things which have been merlinized are never finished and usually end up discarded.
You merlinized your coffee again. Why don't you ever finish it?
Another drink merlinized. What next, will you merlinize the chips?
a moment where a person makes or does something retarded
oh mer mer you just had a merlin moment
This Literally Looks like a Cat😂💯
This name Person are mostly Very Sensitive and Soft in Nature.......
She Know What to do In Public places
She speak gently and polite
Laziness is born from her blood so dont blame her........
Merlin Feliciya is a Lazy Girl
A Bartered how likes to steal a platypus named money. Usally pansexual and likes a girl named Haley. Also usually on computer 24/7
Oh my a merlin
He is so...
gay and ugly
A boy that usually has big glasses. He is a smart boy with a huge dick. Girls search for him to see what he has hidden. He has a great personality and he makes a good husband
She was lucky to have Merlin.
A physics wizard. The smartest person you'll ever see make some of the most questionable life choices you couldn't have thought of. He'll keep you guessing because he not only enjoys chaos, he exudes it.
Merlin is unbelievably hot. He wears shorts and a tee shirt and doesn't turn on the heat at 20°f.
Merlin comes in two special editions: Edward Hair and Viking Hair.
Merlin gives the best hugs and the warmest cuddles and will always make you smile. He has the best laugh and is the best person you could ever hope to have in your life.
Merlin will forget the names of every mini game in Mario Party but he knows the Greek alphabet so you'll give him a pass.
Merlin's greatest flaws are spelling ditto "dido", hating on biology sciences, losing his vape pen constantly, and ordering toasted tuna sandwiches before close at a Subway.
"Wow, Merlin has the best dick! You're so lucky!"
"I'm gonna marry Merlin, I'm so lucky I have him!"
"Merlin, be careful!"
"I love my Merlin!"