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Someone with the upper body of a fish, and the lower half of a broad.
The reverse mermaid is much more key to throw it in than a regular mermaid. The only thing you can do with a normal mermaid is oral or get rubbed out, with a reverse mermaid you can go anal, in the vag, or even in the sloppy fish mouth.
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When a woman decides not to speak just to see how long it takes before someone notice that she has said nothing
I'm going mermaid, he never stopped to let me speak anyway so I keep my mouth shut.
Pussy that's always wet and turned on ready to go.
I just have to kiss my girl and she gets mermaid pussy.
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A japanese anime based on singing mermaid princesses who can turn into humans with magic pearls that turn into microphones livng in a city by the beach. It starts with Luchia, the pink pearl princess. She then finds Hanon, the aquamarine pearl princess, and so on. Their enemies are the dark lovers. They work for a man named Gaito, who looks strangely similar to Kaito, Luchia's crush. Some can control elements, and others can cause strange weather. After a while, the show introduces the Black Beauty Sisters, Sheshe and Mimi, who can sing also. Luchia, Hanon, and their new companion, Lina, get new songs through out the series by Aqua Regina, the Goddess of the Sea. In the end, Gaito's castle falls to an abyss at the bottom of the sea, followed by Gaito and the Dark Lovers. Sadly, there is no english version of this.
The new Mermaid Melody episode is coming on soon. I can't wait!
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Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.
Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.
Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"
Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"
When a girl's hair is so long that when she is naked, her hair will cover her boobs entirely. Much like in some images of mermaids.
Betty: I have such mermaid hair right now!
Lisa: Dammit, mine's only shoulder-length.
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When you fall asleep after sex and the jizz leaks out and glues your legs together.
Damn Meg, you should have cleaned up after that gang bang last night, now you’re mermaid tailing it.