Merrick is an amazing guy, who is very good at basketball and everything he does. He enjoys playing the bass and listening to Iron Maiden, with beautiful shoulder length blonde hair and breath taking blue eyes. You WILL fall head over heels for him, because he’s funny as hell and will make you wheeze laugh. You’ll smile stupidly at him for the dumbest things, and look away from him when he tries to kiss you
A hybrid of Patrick Star and Kermit the Frog. He also doesn't have a reproductive organ meaning that he loses the gratifying privilege of masturbation.
Tis a drug addict sound cloud rapper. Has seen sum shit and random shit happens when around him. He is really nice to sum people. Is known for saying free the homie josh. Will often be high and do dumb shit. Will probaly eithet be a millionaire or homeless.
Random person:
Merrick: u wanna buy crack?¿ i got that good shit homie° i swraer on my timbss*!
*stumbles around drunk*
Freeethe homie josh!!!
Teacher: merrick go to the office!
Hottest kid youll ever meet, hist sexy blonde hair makes you cream. And he dont need no damn n word pass. He's intelligent,funny, nice, and sexy as hell. He pulls so many down atrocious fems.
Merrick is so hot it makes me mad
An awful town full of poor kids that have no intelligence or lives. Think they are cool when hanging out with there 2 friends. Its hilarious!! All lightweights btw......
Boy: "Theres a party in Merrick"
Me: "I'd rather die than go"
An unexpected power move.
They were screaming for transparency and now he is unsealing the warrant. Total Merrick.
The Man of all men. Hes such a badass he watches worlds biggest dick vids in Geo Class.
Oh Merrick the teachers coming.
Oh shit!!