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What you say waitress instead of merry Christmas
"I really enjoyed the food! Merry crimas
a slang term for the common cider for neds it is called merry damage because if u drink a bottle you will undoubtfully spew youre ring.
gees a drink o' yer merry damage now ya cunt.
An insult for when a group of girls begins to insult you. It is followed up with “Ho, ho, ho”.
“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”
The vine way of saying merry christmas in order to portray a funny character
-Happy holidays!
-Merry Christler...
-Oh hahah you always make me laugh.
Blonde, gregarious, tenacious, super quick wit and f'in SEXY as no other!! ~ML is athletic, doesn't take crap from anyone and her energy can blow you away. She can be intimidating, but has a very big heart and loves to help others. But an absolute wildcat in bed with a booty- ass that J'Lo would be envious of. Creative, and FUNNY! And can bust out 80's dance moves like a Janet Jackson back-up dancer.
"That ass on Merri Lou is so FINE, that Venus De Milo's ass needs to be replaced with it!"
"OMG, Merri Lou wore me OUT last night!"
"Oh, I think I just pulled a Merri Lou doing the Moonwalk!"
Killing a father swan with a golf ball and proceeding to use the feathers of the recently deceased to stimulate the prostate of your lover
I thought we were having a quiet night of poker until Shane began to Merry Ploughboy Garry