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messy hoe

A girl or group of girls who are considered to be unorganized,silly, and whores.

"Man, I can't believe those messy hoes know my name!"

by Wave748 February 12, 2006

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Messy Pizza

A sexual scenario in which the woman is on her period and penetrated by the male at a high frequency, thus causing blood to spread across her thighs. Once the "sauce" is spread and the male party is reaching climax, he will then pull his penis out (and remove condom if present,) just before ejaculating across her thighs leaving cum dripping down the blood as the "mozzarella cheese" to cover the "sauce".

"Cody totally gave Janet the messy pizza the other night."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."

by Richard Anus February 5, 2021


The Messy Mop

When a girl squirts in a guy's mouth while she's on her period, he combines it with his spit and spits into a cup. He then cums in the cup and pours it on the girls head. She uses her hair as a mop and squeezes it back into her mouth and then her and the guy fuck. He pours the mixture into her pussy and proceeds to fuck her without a condom

Dude, last night, Karen and I did the Messy Mop!
Friend- no fucking way dude!

by Clitmuncher85 April 24, 2015

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Messy Tent

When you wake up from a recently completed wet dream with a full boner and cum all over your boxers.

Mark had a messy tent when we woke up from his dream about megan fox in a catwoman outfit.

by Ray Drecker September 17, 2009

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messy popsicle

When you stick your cock down a bitches throat as far as you can, and blow your load down her throat. Usually the partner will gag fiercely and splooge will run down her face like someone eating a messy popsicle.

Yo, I gave that twat waffle a messy popsicle.

by codeez-nutz January 16, 2007

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MESSY SANCHEZ

An act similar to that of a โ€œdirty Sanchez โ€œbut called a messy Sanchez usually due to English not being the first language of the speaker.

Did you see that white woman she beautiful so much I want to give her Messy Sanchez alot.

(Usually recited in a East Indian accent)

by Rogoed July 6, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


messy vagina

A messy vagina is a vagina usually covered in semen. Like after a creampie when the semen starts to leak out

Guy: I'm about to cum
Girl: Pull it out
Guy: *cums on vagina* You have a messy vagina ;)

by pApi_sMurF July 23, 2017

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