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The Dick Meter

A measurement tool to express how much something sucks.

Wow! On the dick meter that test sucked all the way to the balls.

Damn Son!! That other team took the shaft on the dick meter. They only lost by 7, but hey, a loss is a loss.

by Chuck Gallagher January 6, 2008

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


van meter

The school who cheats in every Iowa highschool sport.

Guy #1 - β€œWow bro Van Meter beat Madrid by 50”
Guy #2 - β€œYeah they probably cheated, those waukee rejects”

by YourMom524 December 20, 2018

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Star Meter

How cool someone is. Taken from IMDB.

My boy Rob hooked up with some fat chick. His star meter is way down.

by Freezee C August 25, 2007

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


meter maid

Person who is permanently mentally under-qualified to get a real police job. Prefer to strike from afar, and tend to stalk their prey.

"How the h3ll did he get me again...the next day.
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"

by Astr01 March 12, 2010

33πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


P.K.E. meter

P.K.E. Meter or P.K. meter is a Prop. used in every Ghostbusters Movies , series ans comics .

Basically the P.K.E. meters are used to detect ghost by pointing to their general directions or to calculate the intensity of paranormal activity like slime presence .

P.K.E. stands for Para Kinesis Energy or Para Kinetic Energy .

the p.k.e meter is upstaged by the more powerfull Giga-meter seen in Ghostbusters II .

According to the P.K.E. meter there is a class 3 full thorso apparition .

by P.A. 037 February 6, 2010

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Bullshit Meter

It tells how much bullshit is in a certain place. gamefreak202020 normally uses it, and got banned from IGN for 3 days for using it. ALL HAIL THE GAMEFREAK EMPIRE!!111!!

The Bullshit Meter is now at 10

by gamefreak202020 March 23, 2005

19πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


bag meter

a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)

"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"

"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."

"Word."

Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"

"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"

"Bet"

by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019