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A gay man so deep in the closet, he finds Christmas presents.
"Is he gay?"
"No, he's a metrosexual."
"Tomahto, tomato."
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the first step that someone takes to become a homosexual
look dude he's becoming a metrosexual
yeah, that's the first step, before , he gets homo
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a man who has been bitten by another metrosexual, thereby showing all the characterisics of a woman or gay man. the metrosexual must feed on period blood three times a month to keep this disguise. often extreme cases begin to kiss men and wear designer womans shoes.
TIMBOLAY JIMBERS is a metrosexual to the nines
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Just means somebody who 'takes care of himself' by buying a lot of nice gay clothes..... Heh... But tries to pretend they are actually a heterosexual.
Fonzworth Bentley is a metrosexual. You might of seen him in the Usher - Yeah video.. Hes the one playing the violin for no damn reason. Also in Outkast - I Like The Way You Move... He flies in with an umbrella... Such a metrosexual...
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A sophisticated straight man who likes to shop for and wear fashionable clothes, shoes etc. Not to be confused with Typical Gay males who have a keen eye for fashion.
I heard it used on TV once where Ryan Seacrest was admitting to being a Metrosexual. He was refering to the fact that he likes to go shop for style-ish and fashionable apparel. So, next time you see a guy who is sporting some fly gear don't jump to conclusions about his sexuality.
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A effeminate, self-centered man who devotes far too much time to his appearance. A sissy.
Wheldon the metrosexual went into the bathroom to admire himself in the mirror.
Margaret dated a metrosexual, but dumped the big sissy because he took longer to get ready for a party than she did.
A real woman needs a MAN, not a metrosexual.
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A dude who is one Apple Martini away from making a trip the gay bar.
Straight Dude: Dude, Pass Me A Beer And Some Pretzles The Game Is About To Start.
Metrosexual Dude:. And Break A Nail Eeeeww Yuckness.
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