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A Micro-Meese is a microscopic variation of the common Meese. Micro-Meese live all around us but you can't see them. They are in the air, on your body, and in deep space. Nobody wants Micro-Meese but without them, you would not be able to breathe. A theory suggests that Micro-Meese are actually what we breathe and that oxygen does not exist. The Meese Prevention Act of 1936, created by Vice President John Nance Garner, banned Meese from doing long division, which stopped the spread of Meese up until 1955 in Illinois. This was supposed to go on until 2006 but was ended earlier as Meese pox started to spread.
Don't you just love the smell of Micro-Meese in the morning?
When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!
When a male’s semen shoots out in a linear fashion and with a massively increased projectile velocity
Person 1: dude she’s the one.
Person 2: how can you be sure?
Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.
Pulling a micro is when you come back from a BRB or Be Right Back, then proceeded to go and leave a twitch chat again.
“I’m pulling a Micro. Brb again”
As said by FHM:
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.
"There has only ever been a few micro penis' ever discovered."
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small blrainds like box braids. most people got weave with it. Takes a long time to braid.
Do you like my curly micro braids?
Yeah!
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A way to diss Microsoft (or Micro$oft)... derrr...
"Microsoft? More like Micro$hit!"
"Micro$hit sucks ass! Bill Gates is evil!"
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