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Quick history: Formed in 1969 as Seattle Pilots, moved to Milwaukee in 1970. Play at Miller Park, the best stadium in baseball. Previously played at Milwaukee County Stadium. Played in the AL from 69-97, NL 98-present. Lost in 1982 World Series, lost in 2008 NLDS. Pending a huge collapse they will be back to the playoffs in 2011. Led by great hitters in Prince Fielder, Ryan, Braun, Rickie Weeks, Corey Hart, Casey McGehee. Good pitching in Zach Greinke, Yovani Gallardo, Shaun Marcum, Francisco Rodriguez, and John Axford. If they can stay healthy and keep their players, this is a team that will be relevant for years to come. Don't know why there is so much Brewers hate on here, must be a bunch of jealous Cubs fans who think that 2 World Series titles in 1907 and 1908 actually are relevant and meaningful. The Brew Crew have been near or above the NL Average attendance since 2004, so they do have loyal fans.
Cubs Fan: Milwaukee Brewers suck! 0 World Series titles? hahahaha
Brewers Fan: Shove those titles from over 100 years ago up your ass. You blame postseason failure on a goat and on a fan, but we suck? You are 6th in payroll yet lose 100 games a year, but we suck? GTFO idiot.
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The act of running or speed walking next to a moving car on the passenger side to make it look like you are almost riding in the car. It is a must to make faces and keep speed with the car when it is slows down or speeds up. A proper Milwaukee Buck is done by letting the car begin to move then waiting about 3-5 seconds before getting up to the passenger side and keeping speed with it. The key is to not make it look like you are running and staying level like you are actually riding in the car. It is best to engage in a Milwaukee Buck on a side street or a Neighborhood while at night and wearing a baseball hat. This is done because it makes it much more hilarious than during the day because it is much creepier and it makes it look more like you are really in the car. The hat is optional but it adds to the full effect.
Perfected by the E.
Dan- Dude you need to do a Milwaukee Buck when we drop Jim off. Its sooo funny!
E- Ok bro
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When a man cums in a girl's butthole and the girl then blows cum bubbles out of her ass
I hooked up with that girl last night and gave her some MEAN Milwaukee farts.
1/ Watch that...
But it is hip though the way people dance now
Ya know, you can just,
It's called doin' whatever you want to do
Just get up, the weed get to ya, just get up an just
Throw your arms in the air!
2/ An obscure song by Fatboy Slim.
The Sound of Milwaukee:
"Throw your arms in the air!"
Peeing in the Spider-Man position over your bathtub when you have a raging boner
That was the hardest Milwaukee Gorilla ever. I had a raging boner too.
Did you check out that guys Milwaukee eye?
One eye is looking at you and the other one is looking at Milwaukee.
AKA The Deep Tunnel, a massive underground system underneath Milwaukee Wisconsin where sewage and rainwater make its way to the wastewater plant.
My breakfast just took the Milwaukee Subway.