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the best game on this shitty planet that has ever existed
all i think about is minecraft. im addicted to this fucking game
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A game that fucking rock and will get rid of small dicks
I love minecraft it gave me a big as boner
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Let's go to the back of the school and do some minecraft
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A very fun game, most would say, and some people say it's another "drug", because it's so addicting. Minecraft uses Blocks/cubes, and they are pixelated. Why? Because every block uses some java, and the higher the texture, like realism HD, would make a shit ton of lag.
Anyway, minecraft is very fun because you can build any building, or pixel art, you want. There is no planned mission you have to do, like in Halo or C.O.D... You don't always have to build some huge kick-ass thing. There is also survival mode, with peaceful, easy, normal, and hard difficulties. There is also other game modes. Creative, and adventure.
Minecraft was made by "Notch" but is now being coded by "jeb_". C418 made the music and soundtracks, and Dinnerbone is another coder.
Person 1: "Hey...Dude, u wanna smoke some weed?.."
Person 2: "Can't, I'm fighting the Enderdragon..."
Person 1: "Minecraft is gay."
Person 2: "You just don't have a creative mind."
Person 1: "WTF is the point of play minecraft?"
Person 2: "It's fun, dumb-ass."
Person 1: "Why the fuck is everything a block, and pixelated??"
Person 2: "Cause if it wasn't, it would have a shit ton of lag, and the computer would overheat."
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A game with pixelated textures and other stuff. More fun than sex.
A: Want to-
B: I don't care what you're doing, I'm too busy playing Minecraft.
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