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Mink Flick

An action performed by a female in self defense or for amusement. Involves the flicking of ghost vaginal discharge with extreme force/velocity at a victim/prey. Can involve the use of apparatus such as keys, BBQ tongs, chopsticks or paper mΓ’chΓ©. Most effective when used with stainless steel metal soup spoons as the gangrenous properties of the fluids are intensified.

WARNING: Can cause the victim/prey extreme physical dis-figuration when used in anger by the assassin.

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED.

Watch your step Maverick or I'll mink flick you"

Pearl was on her way home from lawn bowls last Thursday night when she was approached by a group of juvenile delinquents whose intention was to mug & rape her. Pearl Mink Flicked the shit out of them, they were permanently disfigured & were never seen again. Rumor has it, they now live as a colony of mutants in Wisconsin under a railway bridge.

by albinobike January 20, 2014


pulled a mink

When you die in Fortnite in ridiculously noobie ways like falling off a cliff or a tree or fall off a shopping cart or golf cart or forget how to move the controller onto your gun when a squad pushes or snipe a tree instead of the random noob standing in a open space at lazy links or forget to jump off the bus or throwing an impulse grenade that flies you off a cliff to die from fall damage or shooting a guided missle into a tree next to you and being exploded. Aka Dying Mink Style. Trainingmink823 xbox one.

Damn I pulled a mink

by Trainingmink823 August 19, 2018


Mink Scarf

When a woman (sporting a full bush) puts her crotch right in his face, and then wraps her legs around his neck

When a woman (sporting a full bush) wraps her legs around his neck... simulating the finest Mink Scarf ...

by Mink Scarf March 27, 2011

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

by David October 29, 2003

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


stinky mink

a foul, almost cat fish like, smelling vagina.

Susan had the worst stinky mink I have ever smelled...I threw up all over the place once I got a whiff of that!

by Rupert C. Murdock November 14, 2005

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


chavvy-mink

One who is truly in touch with the skank, ned, chav and cheap jewelery.
Likely to have muffin effect waistlines and muffin effect cleavage and/or muffin effect cankles.
Blasphemy is another common symptom.

She sleeps in a bus shelter the chavvy-mink!

by Bee R June 6, 2007


American Mink

A sexually attractive con artist (non specific to gender identification or sexual orientation) with "genie-like magic" seduction skills used for their nefarious pleasure in taking short term advantage of victims who are seduced in a public place, often at bar. The American Mink will con for sport without any need for what they can take from victims. They are named after a wild animal, a small cute weasel; the American Mink with exquisite fur, this animal drinks blood and will over-kill when hunting for sport often not eating it's dead prey and leaving carnage and wasted corpses.

I fell for a beautiful girl at the bar last night, she made me feel like king of the world, when I woke up this morning my wallet and car keys were gone. I should have realized she was too good to be true, she was an American Mink.

by ELMH November 29, 2021