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When you parents are on your ass when you just tryna live your life and have fun and your teacher is a bitch
“Nordan you have a missing assignment!!”
“Fuck off mom”
An intense feeling of longing for something that was yours but left or is gone now, be it a physical possession or the presence of a person, friend or significant other. Nothing feels quite normal when you miss something terribly, it affects you deeply, even manifesting itself outwardly often causing a blue or sad demeanor. When you want something but it's gone.
I will miss terribly my best friend who is planning on moving from California to New York, no one gets me as much as he does.
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The left over piece of flesh after penis reduction surgery. The penis is reduced in size due to the fact that obtaining an erection is impossible because of the massive length.
Douglas Hardy found the missing inch. In order to never lose it again, he put it in a mason jar full of paraffin and stores it on Mandy's dresser table.
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I tell a you...
I tell a you...
He look..
He look-a-like a...
He look-a-Like a MAN.
Miss swan:Just a wittle bit off bacon..
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Miss Ballroomit is a female dancer who is looking for a dance partner but she refuses to dance with someone that is married or in a relationship with another gal. cause she doesn't' want any drama from their wives or girlfriends.
Friend: You are a Miss Ballroomit.
the second friend: I know.
Jisoo:
Look to your left, you’ll see Korea.
Look to your right, you’ll see Korea.
Look at me, you’ll see Miss Korea.
Wrinkly old woman that sluts around trying to pick up former students and can be spotted at the local bars trying to pick up a one night stand.
“Yo I went out to the bar last night and guess what I saw?”
“What?”
“I saw a total Miss Sig all over Barber”