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Much like the motorboat, except you take a runny shit on the woman's chest first. You then proceed to motorboat her, and every few seconds you lift your head up and yell "Mark Twain!"
Shari wanted me to give her a Cleveland Steamer, but I gave her an extra treat when when I gave her a Mississippi Riverboat instead!
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While performing oral sex on your partner you spread their asscheeks apart to tongue punch their fart box they proceed to fart in your face.
Trent was going down on Laura the other night and she totally gave him the Mississippi Whisper.
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A drink concoction often containing alchohol or a mix of soda that is secretly stirred with a penis and then given to an unsuspecting victim.
Man, that's gonna hit him like a Mississippi Twister.
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when ur really drunk and u hook up with a hot relative......
yo i wish i was austin so i could pull a mississippi dandy on his hot ass sister
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when a chick takes a frozen piece of shit and begins to pleasure herself with it.
The other night, i walked into my bedroom, only to find my wife using a mississippi missle.
Mississippi is the “hospitality state” and their #1 industry is agriculture. So many Mississippians are extremely friendly (thinks of others before themselves) and are very country.
She knows how to work cattle, hunt, smokes pot, and is socially liberal.... definitely a Mississippi Hippie.
The Mississippi wheelchair is a powerful sex move that leaves your partner incapable of walking, or in a wheelchair.
" What happened to jenny? Why is she in a wheelchair?"
"Her boyfriend gave the ol' Mississippi wheelchair!"