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The sexiest name for a guy. He's got the biggest penis in the world (aka the black moomba) he's also rad in bed and can break anything. So you better be carful. Bangs at least five girls a day. And every girl dreams about have sex with him. Dick size over 11". It's every girls dream to have Mitchell inside of them.
"Wow that guy is great in bed, a real Mitchell"
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An erection.Brought on suddenly without much provocation.The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!
Fred: Dude,I just got a mojor Mitchell.
Ted: Mitchell shows up at the most inconvnient times.
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a lazy wigga with a hige penis and he is the best in bead he rules he can knock your dim ass right out bitch
man there goes mitchell beating that kid up again
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A nap taken at any time during the day. Can last for a few minutes or a few hours.
Jesse was tired after work and decided to take a Mitchell
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Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It's not sexist as it's a view which can be held by any gender, doesn't generalise entire groups and citing another's opinion isn't personal approval or promotion. "Rule 2. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."
A bigoted, willfully ignorant or misogynistic man. Similar to Felipe from the "Bye Felipe" meme. Somewhat of a Basic Becky. Known to say "What about the men?" and say "Not all men!" Has a poor understanding of social issues and a complete inability to understand structural oppression. Mansplains, thinks feminists are feminazis, thinks misandry and reverse racism are real things. Most aren't MRAs but many believe themselves to be nice guys who always end up in the friend zone because bitches are only interested in assholes.
Person 1: "If there's a minister for women and disabled people, why isn't there a minister for men and normal people?"
Person 2: "Shut the f*ck up, Mitchell."
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