mohammed

Mohammed is such a cool guy that has a name that has to be appreciated more because i said so. Mohammed IS THE BEST GUY ON THIS HECKING WORLD GUY!! MOHAMMED SUPREMACY <3

Bob: Wow look at Mohammed! He looks so amazing cook quirky excellent good nice handsome beautiful pretty guy boy kid child adult toddler old man old woman man male female mal

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Mohammed

at first Mohammed is a nice guy that makes his way into your life and fucks it up. he acts like he really likes you but deep down he’s just leading you on because he doesn’t want to hurt you. a mohammed has curly brown hair, tall and arab. he talks to as many girls as he can and does anything in his power to play them over. mohammed is a homie hopper and will fuck any girl he sees, he is a cheater and a manipulator. If you see a mohammed please run for your life or else he’ll ruin it and make your world fall into pieces.

girls: “I started talking to this guy named mohammed! he’s so nice”

me: “run asap! he’s gonna hurt you like hell”

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Mohammed

A big dicked fellow with a really big heart. He loves to talk and be friendly, he is loyal and always has your back. But don’t be fooled he can easily take you down without a sweat. Most Mohammed’s love to party and do wack shit. They keep things lively and don’t wreck the fun. They are up for anything wether that be relaxing with buddies or doind some coke and have a whole night of partying.

Damn Mohammed be taking down the whole 40 ounce while smoking a blunt

Man I wish you were more like Mohammed.

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Mohammed

Mohammed is a dumb ass who thinks the world revolves around him . He thinks that he has a big dick and always tries to show off. The only reason people like Mohammed is because he hangs out with the “popular” kids , when in reality he’s just a clout chaser . He always tries to make others feel bad about themselves and always blames others for his problems. He’s just a dick

Hey isn’t that your friend Mohammed?
Me: no he’s a FUCKING CLOUT CHASER

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Mohammed

Absolute chad that would give his life up for yours, tall as frick and a definite shoulder to cry on. Never judges you and is always looking to improve. Has probably saved you from suicide more than 2 times.
He's emotional and cries sometimes but that's what makes him special.

Jack: Broooo, I was on my way to the roof but when I saw him, I turned back around.
James: That must be Mohammed then UwU

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mohamed

he is sometimes calm but then out of nowhere he becomes a prick for no reason

oh my god mohamed is a prick

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Mohammed

Mohammed are the sexiest of Africans beasts, they're ruthless but with a heart of gold. They are charming and are allowed more than 4 wives because they are so sexy. Guys watch out because a Mohammed is coming for your girl. Mohammed only dates arwas.

“Hide yo girl, Mohammed’s the sexiest African beast”

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