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Net Bruh Moment

The sum of all bruh moments in a given situation.

Yesterday when I was taking a dump in my aunts toilet while my girlfriend was watching, that was a huge net bruh moment

by Supakicka March 28, 2019


Certified Bruh Moment

The worst bruh moment in ever existence. once used you can never live down the dumb shit you just did.

person 1 Bro! i swear i didn't just drop all of the groceries and ruined them

Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery

by KappaClown September 19, 2019

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big bruh moment

a big bruh moment is a bruh moment, just more extreme, typically after something happens that you're initial response to is "bruh"

That big bruh moment when Karen files fore divorce and Bill only gets the kids on Wednesdays.

by bruh69696420 October 16, 2019

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Universal Bruh Moment

An event or situation that merit a widespread reaction, whether that be shock, awe, or any other strongly felt emotion.

See "bruh moment"

Also known as a UBM.

Damn that kid just embarrassed himself on live TV. That's one hell of a universal bruh moment.

by Papajohnathan August 30, 2020


Certified "Bruh Moment"

A "Bruh Moment" of the highest caliber. Only in certain situations may a "Bruh Moment" be certified.

Person 1: "The kids in my basement won't stop screaming"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"

by brickswithfun May 9, 2020

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foreskin bruh moment

A Foreskin bruh moment is kinda like a Forehead bruh moment, but you're insinuating that the person in question only thinks with their dick.

"Dude, my wife found out that I'm having an affair with her sister!"
"Foreskin bruh moment."

by Granddad's grandad June 23, 2019


certified bruh moment

A "Brother, what are you doing?" moment that is so jaw-droppingly stupid it has to be certified, memorialized, and put on a plaque. More shocking than a standard bruh moment.

John: Did you hear about how he accidentally used the toilet towel to wipe the bowls?
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.

by Krimson Knives November 19, 2022