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Having intercourse with a girl that squirts while she has her period to cause her to squirt blood
While I was fucking that bitch she gave me a Mongolian bloodbath
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When you are in the midst of penetration during intercourse, and you sneeze, fart, and ejaculate at the same time.
Tim hooked up one night after drinking and wound up with a languorous Mongolian Explosion. She still called him the next day though.
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A sexual act in which a female sucks and jerks off 4 or more men. The men blow their loads into a large pot and the resulting mixture is simmered over a flame. The men each then dip their ball sacs into the pot of jiz and the girl sucks it off of them. This dipping and sucking proceeds until the pot is empty.
Me and my bros got wasted last night and met this totally nasty girl. She said she was down so we did a Mongolian Steakhouse!
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A variation on the classic "69" position, this act involves both partners licking each others' anus simultaneously.
Jane was tired of being the only salad tosser in the relationship, so she talked John into trying a little Mongolian barbecue.
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A gaysian gang bang of sorts, consisting of all gay Asian males, partaking in a sexual orgy.
"Hey Minh, do you want to go to the Mongolian Rodeo at Tom's house tonight? Jeff is going to be there and he said you could ride him like a horse."
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A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.
I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.
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A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina
I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs
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