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A slut whore who thinks she can sing and dance. her dad is the only reason shes famous. she has a stupid show that is written by overpaid "comedy writers" who couldn't care less.
Person 1: did u see that hannah montana concert last night?
person 2: fuck no, not that dirtbag bitch.
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show- the horrible excuse for a "show"(should it be even called that) is about 16-year-old Miley "Man Whore" Stewart who is a "Normal" Teenage "Girl" by day and a "Popstar" by night! Miley ceases to fit in because of her southern ancestery(people of the south are killed in california o:) and is often made fun of. she is also the entitled "Cock-sucking Queen", due to her sleeping with fellow co-stars Mitchel Musso, Jason Earles, and Billy Ray Cyrus.
person- hannah montana is a dried-up, hoe, skank, and wannabe black person. she always uses words like "ya'll" and "YAY!" to arrouse her young fans. what her fans don't know is that she could give two craps about them, and has been seen calling one little girl a "stupid bitch". her "counterpart" miley cyrus is just as bad. miley's boyfriend, a 20-year-old, has given many comments saying that his girlfriend has given him a BJ and that it was the worst experience ever for him(he even had to put on a paper bag and mask to hide her ugliness.
-> Also Hannah is racist against asians and black people. Did you know that she got in trouble for calling a black person a "nigger"? And that she HATES YOUR CHILDREN?! fucking cock sucking bitch :D
Kid - OMFG I GOT TICKETS TO SEE HANNAH MONTANA!
Random Person - Who fucking cares you little douche bag *kills both hannah and the kid*
Hannah - HI PARENTS! I encourage your kids to hate black people and asians. And I take your money because you are stupid douche bags! =
Parent 1 - BOO YOU SUCK!
Parent 2 - Go back to sucking your boyfriend's dick.
Girl - Mommy, can I watch Hannah Montana now?
Mom - You know that that is forbidden.
Girl 2 - I googled hannah montana, and all i got was "teenage hoe" and got weird pictures
Guy - Because Hannah Montana is a hoe. She sucks her bf's dick and anyone else's for a quick buck.
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A sexual experience in which two males donned in wigs (one blonde and one brunette) tag team a chick while she is facing a wall. Make sure she can't see you. If she looks back, slowly grab her by her hair and whisper closely into her ear, "this is the best of both worlds, bitch."
"Dude, I heard that girl got hannah montana'd last night!"
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A disgrace to the Disney name.
Retarted fangirl: OMG I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA!!
Sensible person: Where did Disney go wrong?
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1 of the most crappiest shows disney makes (as usual), and a singer that can't sing for shit. miley cyrus (who plays hannah montana) is only famous because her father was singer, (and he sucks too). not to mention disney's bigwigs only wanted the show because they're a group of dumbasses who can't make a decent show, and stuff their wallets at the same time. and being dumb redneck and a terrible singer, she's in the process of becoming the next britney spears. and we all know and remember her life turned to shit. and at least someone like britney spears actually CAN sing, and made a comeback. hannah montana/ miley cyrus can sing to save her life, and if she does become the next britney spears, i'll bet no one wants her to make a comeback.
retarded person: ohhh!! hannah montana is on! she's the best singer in the world! she's my idol!
smart person: goddamn! i'd kill myself if i hear about that bitch again!
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distributor of hanjob montanjobs... due to her age she is proficient at doing such
Dude ive been watching hannah montana all day and i'm dying for a hanjob montanjob.
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When you cum in a girls vagina, quickly pull out while still orgasming, and cum in her ass as well.
Idea derives from the Hannah Montana song title "Best Of Both Worlds".
Wow, after cumming in that girls ass AND vagina, I had the best of both worlds by delivering a hannah montana.
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