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A fabulous county in Pennsylvania. One of the richest, and part of the Delaware Valley, less commonly known as the Philadelphia metro area. Montgomery, likes its nearby sister Bucks, is both rural and suburban with many similar characteristics. Its biggest claim to fame is that it is the only county in the state of PA with the greatest amount of retail. Yeah it beats out Pittsburgh, big time. Have you ever heard of King of Prussia? It is the largest mall in the country based on actual retail space. The Mall of America is only larger since it has an amusement park. And the Philadelphia Premium Outlets are just up the road. Suburban Square, the oldest outdoor shopping center in the country is found in Ardmore, along the ritzy Main Line. But shopping isn't the only notable thing about Montgomery. It has acres of open space, and the vast Green Lane Reservoir Park up north in the Upper Perkiomen Valley. Not to mention the fact that Montco (its abbreviation by locals) is one of the fastest growing counties in PA. Plus its got heavily-rooted German heritage, as noted in the towns of Schwenksville, Lederach and Souderton. The only drawbacks might be the oppressive congestion on Rt. 422 and extensive suburban sprawl. But who cares! Montgomery County has it all!
Those who live in Montgomery County are blessed with some of the best shopping in the U.S. and a stellar quality of life.
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The glands of Montgomery, or Montgomery's tubercles, are the tiny "bumps" that are scattered around the areola (the darker area which rings the nipple). During pregnancy these glands enlarge and they remain enlarged while breastfeeding. They can vary greatly in number, averaging between 4 and 28 per areola. Montgomery originally described these glands as "a constellation of miniature nipples scattered over a milky way."
I was suckin on this girl's titties and her tubercles of montgomery got all hard and shit...i think she was diggin it!
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Giving a chick a Tamed Seabass with a Used Chopstick, but without the soy sauce.
Sam: "Lets sing some karaoke tonight"
Me: "No, let's give the new girl a Montgomery Enchilada"
Sam: "Yes, let's"
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Dumb hoe that thinks she is gangster. Somehow made it to college, but spells worse than a 2 year old. Lives off weed and putting people down. Is toxic to everyone. Has a fivehead and looks like a man.
Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: That is Montgomery Alyssa. She is trash and has the big dumb.
Dude 1: Eww. Better stay away from her
Joshua is a unique human being as well as a unsual human being he Vapes his lungs out
Yo man ima hang out with Joshua Montgomery
were gonna have a sesh
Dave Monty is not only sexy but smart as well he has sick biceps and super defined abs. His son must be in the Navy. He coaches cross country but who cares. His favorite athlete is definitely Caden Elijah and Miles. He always has a woman at his side. He also does 500 push-ups a day very sexily with perfect form. Coach is not only good but he is well. He always wears the cutest face mask. He is also know as the juiciest kisser. David Montgomery fails NNN every year at Brooklyn Vs ummm cringe. Loves Trump and Biden which makes him the most worthy presidential candidate. He also never poops because poop is icky. Whenever you see him you want to flirt with him.
Hey it’s November Dave Montgomery must be at Brooklyn V’s
baddass, world class, double board certified ob/gyn, neonatal surgeon, subspecializing in maternal-fetal medicine, with 2 years in genetics research.
she is also the sweetest girl with a pure heart and worries way too much and also a style icon
girl 1: omg that girl is so badass, stylish and kind!
girl 2: yeah, she's a total Addison Montgomery!!