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A CULT!!!
Those suited bastards who come to your door with promises of a new religion. The believe that a religion created in 1830 is more pure and truthful than the 2000 year old alternative. They are completely against hearing or even taking a pamphlet on your religion.
Mormon: "Hi! Would you be interested in some information on the Mormons?" *smile*
Me: "Sure, but only if you take some info on mine." *hands a pamphlet on Satanism*
Mormon: "I see." *runs away*
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the people that wear white shirts and ride bikes around town with helmets on preaching about jesus and other mormon garbage
i was recently attacked by a group of mormons that wanted to preach about jesus at walmart (this is true actually)
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one of the more well known mass evangelist religions.
the mormons and the jehovah's witnesses lined up on my block and had a turf war.
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Mormons do this:
1. Wear weird suits and bowler hats
2. look at you like you've killed a child if they see you smoking
3. stop you in the streets to chat some shit at you
Bizarre behavior may be due to their membership of the church of LSD.
Not to be confused with other pain-in-the-ass-do-gooder christian/cult movements such as Jehovahs Witnesses.
OMG why do you live next to an orphanage?
No thats just the mormons next door.
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A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
I can find the verse in the Bible that proves the Book of Mormon wrong.
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A virus caught in the westerm part of the USA that causes delusions of Godhood and visions of Moonmen and fictional planets named Kolob.
My mormon book contridicts my Church
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mormons are these strange narrow minded people that have no or very little perspective as to other religions/non mormons and look down apon gays and anyone who looks a little weird (such as weird hair colours piercings etc) They dont drink tea or coffee however alot of them find excuses to eat chocolate. no alchohol...they resit 'temptation' before marriage and cannot even touch their own 'sacred' areas b4 marriage... my goodness
andy says he resists temptation, but what that basically means is he wakes up in the morning with a boner and doesn't do anything about it! (courtesy of sophie)
my friend thought mormons were 'mole people' who live underground in burrows'
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