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What Chick-fil-a employees say when startled.
I walked up behind Robert and startled him and he said “Mother Bitch Fuck!”
A Pimple That Is So Fucking Huge It Takes 10 Fucking Poeple To Pop That Mother Fucker
Holy Shit Carl That Is One Big Fat Mother Fucking Pimple
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Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.
Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"
Friend Guy 2: "What?"
Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."
Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."
Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."
Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?
Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"
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A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!
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When your mother has enough and puts on a strap-on
Oh god dont give me a mother ass fuck
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A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.
"dude Tisza is such a Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger.
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During sex with a girl, vomit in her mouth, and then have her suck your penis.
I was feeling kinda sick last night so i puked in her mouth and gave her the mother bird fuck.
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