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An oncoming car driving at night with only one working headlight. Said car can be dangerous if your riding a motorcycle towards it on a narrow road or lane without realising.
I nearly ended up in a hedge last night when I thought I was about to pass another bike only to realise at the last minute it was a f**king Bosnian Motorcycle. What a twat!
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From a missionary position, just before climax, the male stands up on the bed, performs a backflip, ejaculates into his hand, throws it on the ceiling, and lands on his feet.
Hey, have you heard of the Motorcycle Spider-Man?
A classic children's rhyme, often used on the playground and in the lower east side of the Bronx to torment those with the name Michael.
Michael Michael Motorcycle, turn the key and watch him pee.
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A run-down, beaten up old passenger vehicle with no muffler, a badly tuned engine and only one working headlight.
(Somewhere on a highway in Ontario or Vermont, late at night): I think you better try to pass that Quebec motorcycle ahead of us. The exhaust fumes are killing me! Check out that piece of crap, blind in one eye, roaring like a hotrod!
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A sex posision based on the way you would ride a motorsycle. The man sits on his knees and uses his hands on a invisible steering wheel, accelerating and humping the woman, who is bending over like she would in a doggie sex position.
Girl 1 "How is you'r sex life going?"
Girl 2"It's great, we just tried the motorcycle sex position. He drove me hard" c
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A couple sits on a futon in a slouched position, wearing motorcycle helmets. the male on bottom in a seated position, the female on top but on her knees as if riding a crotch rocket. The female must also twist the males nipple while performing intercourse while he makes motorcycle noises. As they near climax, they both must begin headbutt each other until the weaker party is unconscious. The consious party then deficates in the others helmet and seals the facemask shut with duct tape.
Josh: Hey guys, why does my motorcyle helmet stink so bad?
John and Abby: I don't know...we didn't use it for our motorcycle futon fuck.
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-Flip Flops
-Japanese motorcycle boots (aka flip flops) are a type of open-toed sandal. In many Asian countries they are the footwear of choice even when riding a motorcycle. Here in the US, they are generally enjoyed by those who are dressing for comfort and are typically worn with swimwear to the beach or pool. Occasionally, white trash have been spotted sporting them while wearing socks but the proper etiquette calls for a bare foot.
"I'm going to kick off my Japanese motorcycle boots and go for a swim"
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