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a brand of superior outdoors clothing worn by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Great technical design and features, great outdoors lifestyle clothing and equipment without ridiculous prices. Not yet co-opted by poseurs. Identified by a stylized nut often accompanied by the words "Mountain Hardwear" in distinctive script. Primarily carried in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
Jess - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"
Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."
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making love to the earth through the use of a bike
mountain biking is what I do all day.
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An X-rated western film starring dwarf artist Briggsy as a gay cowboy who rides across the plains wearing only pink chaps and stetson. He is on a constant quest for cowboy ass. He lassos unfortunate lone horsemen and fistfucks them to oblivion, shouting "yee-hah" all the while.
Keep away from Briggsy's local gay bar or you'll end up with a cameo in the sequel to Briggsback Mountain.
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A large pile of manure. Originally referred to a 100-foot tall mound at the Headquarters of the Bandini Fertilizer Company in Commerce, California.
"We're going skiing on Bandini mountain!"
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The most masculine type of crotch that exists.
The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.
The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy
The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense
"I wonder if girls like mountain dick..."
"What the hell is mountain dick?"
"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."
"HAHA. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking it was gonna be..."
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One who reigns supremacy over trolls, and works to rid them from the internet.
I have exposed your lies you troll! I am a mountain troll!
The act of masturbating onto the back of a female and pulling of your pubes and sticking them to her back, where the cum acts as a glue type substance
I gave Bailey's mum a proper good sticky mountain