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The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.
Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.
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The butt grease on one's upper lip remaining after giving a rim job.
Vaguely similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
When Father O'Connor came back from the bathroom he had a Preacher's Moustache, that dirty bastard.
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The result of sex with a menstruating woman, then wiping your penis on her face.
"Dude, your sister's a freak. She asked me to give her a sriracha moustache. I had to look it up. I mean, I did it, but still..."
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A hairy moustache poking outside of the pant area.
How was your swim?
It was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. She needs to wax.
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cunnilingus performed by a male
Jeff gave Sarah the best moustache ride she'd ever had!
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Whilst your woman is giving you oral sex your pubic hair rests on her upper lip, giving the apperance of a full, lush, moustachio. The reason many men shave their pubic hair is to reduce the bj moustache effect.
Mid-Fellatio: You know what? You look good with a moustache.
-Now that's a bj moustache!
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Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.
Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.
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