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The best show ever made. You will get addicted and start quoting episodes incessantly. You will probably lose all your friends.
Home Movies got cancelled because you guys didn't watch it. Now I have to buy the DVDs.
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A term given to any 1980s-style mindless formula sex comedy, primarily marketed to teens, which included several scenes of gratuitous female topless nudity. (Today, sadly, a dying genre.)
Examples are too numerous to give here, but these are the movies that in VHS days suffered extreme wear and tear from excessive pausing and frame advancing on the above referenced titty scenes.
"We were gonna go out last night, but instead we bought a two-four of 50 and rented a good titty movie."
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An unusually bad movie; the actor(s) are clearly involved in the project only to pay for their cocaine habit.
After all, snort doesn't grow on trees.
Examples include Halle Berry in Catwoman, the entire cast of Bloodrayne, and everything De Niro has done over the last decade.
"Van Damme's legacy of coke movies is a vicious cycle: to get the coke, he has to end every movie with that spinning jump kick... but to do the spinning jump kick, he has to have the coke."
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The cringiest thing in the world. I mean, I knew that Hollywood was running out of ideas, but this is a new low.
Congratulations Hollywood, you've sunk rock bottom on ideas for kids to watch. Emojis are now ruined forever.
Did I mention that it has a 9% critics rating and a 40% audience approval?
Wow this is movie is hell cramped in a room don't waste your time watching it
you: ok we're watching a movie what do you want to watch
little sibling: the emoji movie!
you: >:O NO THAT IS TOTAL CRAP ANYTHING BUT THAT
little sibling: :\
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condition in which movies put one instantaniously to sleep
Person 1: what kind of movies do you like?
Person 2: Dude, I have movie narcolepsy
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1. A movie that is aimed at the stereotype teen-ager, which usually features the popular football player or cheerleader falling in love with their supermodel-wannabe dreamlover. These movies features crappy jokes, keg parties, sex, and everything else that most teen-agers never experience in their high school years. Much like the Barbie, it perpetuates a false image of the typical teen-ager lifestyle and can only be realized during a drug induced dream.
2. A shock-comedy movie, featuring jokes, situations, and gags that is supposed to make you say, "I can't believe that happened/they did that." These movies are overpraised and STILL not funny. Usually features sex, nudity, drinking, drugs and the cocky, popular, arrogant football player/cheerleader getting their way. Again, falsely perpetuating the teen-age life style that so many adults and parents based their view of teen-agers off of.
1.-10 Thinks I Hate About You, She's All That.
2.American Pie 1&2, American Weding.
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The phenomenon of always having to urinate more urgently and frequently when watching a movie at the cinema.
Although often thought to be caused by drinking too much soda due to eating popcorn, movie bladder has also been noticed when the subjects have drunk neither soda nor water while watching the film.
It is possible that the combination of a dark environment, watching fictional people's lives and sitting stationary for a long period of time acts as a diuretic, thus causing movie bladder.
It can be controlled, although not always prevented, by limiting intake of liquid for the duration of the movie and for an hour or two beforehand.
Man, I got movie bladder so bad in Star Wars that I had to leave to go pee and I totally missed the scene where Darth Vader revealed that he was Luke Skywalker's father!
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