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Muddy Pinecone

To insert a Pinecone into the anus. Can be played as a game, whoever keeps the Pinecone in the longest wins.

Me, Karen, and Mark had us a good old fashion Muddy Pinecone contest, of course Karen took home the trophy.

by P-Cone June 2, 2020


Muddy Bucket

The act of shitting (preferably watery in consistency) into a bucket and keeping it by your bed and when you are ready to cum with a girl you stick their head in the bucket and then pull them up and as they gasp for air you cum inside their mouth making sure not to make contact with the 'mud'.

I did the muddy bucket last night and now my room stinks and I'm single again.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017


muddy tugger

When feces is used for a had job.

I stink because that dirty stupid bitch gave me a muddy tugger last night.

by John Bigsack October 1, 2017


Muddy Unicorn

When someone is getting pegged with a unicorn horn strap-on and the pegee sharts on the โ€˜corn horn.

The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .

by Coolmedian June 1, 2018


Muddy feet

Someone who has been apart of so much drama and so many lies that they refuse to apologize or back up once they find out the truth, they're feet are too muddy

She can't apologize she now has muddy feet

by Nice try girls October 26, 2020


Muddy Sparrow

While in the Cinncinatti Bowtie position (reverse titty-fuck with the female laying on her back), the female on the bottom lifts her head and proceeds to give the male a rimjob.

Caleb got so wasted last night he started giving Janice a Cinncinatti Bowtie then she turned it into a Muddy Sparrow.

by The-Green-Bastard May 17, 2010


Muddy Picnic

A muddy picnic is same as a Wet Picnic except that the sexual activity involves anal sex and the post coital clean up involves wiping up with the picnic blanket.

Frank and Carol went to the nature trail where their plans for a quick wet picnic turned into a Muddy Picnic. The fried chicken and potato salad ended up going to waste.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2015

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