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muffin

Its a mother fucking muffin.

If you don't know what a muffin is you can go fuck your self up the anus.

Dayam nigger! This muffin is better then kfc!

by Nicholas Bryan April 7, 2005

21πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


muffin

Used to describe the unattractive effect achieved when a girl wears pants that are too low cut and too tight. This creates a bulge of fat around the hip and stomach area, resembling the top of a muffin that is too big for its case.

Also described as β€˜muffin top’

β€œThose pants give her the biggest muffin. Ugh.”

by Quislingite March 15, 2005

26πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


muffin

Young attractive woman working on a political campaign.

Jack! may have trouble with his last name, but he's got the best looking muffins on his campaign.

by ilk March 23, 2004

21πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


muffin

a word for some one very cute and sweet. only in my opinion btw.

he is my muffin

by strange February 20, 2004

15πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


muffin

someone you have a secret crush on

iv'e got myself a muffin

by Tom Bartlett June 26, 2006

22πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


muffin

A person's sexual innocence, not necessarily technical virginity.

"She stole my heart and my muffin in the same day."

"I want your muffin."

by Miss S. Sirhan February 26, 2004

14πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Muffin

A response to the question, "whats up" or "what are you doing" from someone who may or maynot be eating a muffin.

"What are you doing?"
"Muffin"

by boob April 26, 2004

20πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž