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The stupidest human in the world
That guy zach is a straight up muggle fuck
to snuggle your child til YOU fall asleep and have your purse {muggled} through by said child.
Me and (child's name) muggled for 2 hours today.
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(n.) Someone who is not a movie buff and therefore, will most likely not understand the ramblings and movie references made by many cinema enthusiasts.
Originates from the term muggle, meaning "non-magic person" in the Harry Potter universe.
Guy 1: "Oh man I can't wait for the "Straw Dogs" remake! James Marsden looks fantastic as Dustin Hoffman's character from the 1971 original! AND it's directed by Rod Lurie!? Sign me up!"
Guy 2: "I didn't know there was an original...and who's Rod Lurie?"
Guy 1: "Pffh...movie muggles..."
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A female muggle lovers nice ass!
I like looking at that muggle ass!
Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.
This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!
Noun. A creature marked by a condition of dishevelment or despair; often marked by a snaggle-tooth (or multiple), beady eyes, and carny-like characteristics; possesses little known positive attributes, and often compared with its counterpart: swan marmasir.
Yo Shanalyala passed a gypsy muggle on her way to work last night and it tried to bite her ankle and steal her orange juice!
Steven, stop being such a gypsy muggle!
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When a woman queefs on a guys ass or asshole
"His girlfriend and him were beef muggling last night"
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