Munt

The strange and disgusting substance left dried on a man or woman's fingers (and/or under the fingernails), after a heavy session of digitally stimulating a vagina. Has been described as smelling like a musty fish market.

'Yo Ali bro, I fingered Diana all of last night and now I can't wash the munt off my hands'

'Hey bro! Smell the munt from this bird last night! Proper wiffer'

'That bitch must have been some kind of shaman, coz two showers and the munt won't go'

'All that finger blasting got my fingernails covered in munt'

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Munt

To vomit profusely.

I got drunk and took a flying munt out of the car window.

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munted

when something or someone is jacked up or looks like a hot mess. like if you were to sit on your sandwich and it got mashed.

'i dont want that one, its all munted.'

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Munting

Used to describe a disgustigly dutty girl, derived from a munted-ting.

A: Eugh blud that girl is Munting

B: Trusssss

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Munt

A man’s asshole that’s made for lovin’. Masculine form of the word cunt.

I’m gonna pound that munt tonight, Ben.

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Munted

Verb. To be/get munted.
Refers to the state of intoxication through either alcohol or other substances to the extent that you can no longer walk and all bodily functionality is lost.

"let us all get munted" -Nelson Mandela president of the United States of Africa 44BC- 1982

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Munt

A female who looks like a man and is a cunt.

You see that Munt over there? She may look like a man, but she slept with half of the men in that office and some are married.

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