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musty pooter

A vagina that is stale or moldy in odor or taste. Hackneyed or trite; dull. Out of date; antiquated.

Ew ya nasty you got yourself a musty pooter.

by peniledysfunction February 16, 2011

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Musty Dog

When a male straddles a female's face on all fours and she sucks his testicles while masturbating him with her hand.

Dude, last night I walked in on Katrina while she was giving Perry a musty dog.

Mr. Chad frequently asks his employees to give him a musty dog.

Terry could not resist asking for a musty dog after cutting the grass.

William: Hey Brandi. I think we should try something new today.
Brandi: Like what?

William: Give me a musty dog! Now!

Brandi: But William, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your taint, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best musty dog!
William: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.

Mr. Wardrip frequently gets a musty dog on Sunday afternoons.

(also frequently referred to as "getting a Wathen"

by Baskin McGlory June 20, 2012

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Musty Dumpling

When u shit directly into a vagina

She begged me to give her a musty dumpling. No wonder her
Pussy stank

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020


Musty Puppy

A sweaty full female bush.

Put your musty puppy all over my face!

by djmustypuppy August 28, 2012


musty teabag

This is a variant of the Teabag in which one dips their nut sack into a lady's (or if you are gay, a guy's) mouth.

The Musty Teabag is when you reverse it positioning your anus directly onto the recipients nose whilst you dip your nuts into the recipients mouth.

Just as she was beginning to suck my nuts I turned around 180 degrees and gave her a musty teabag.

by VicThrust June 22, 2007

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Musty Indian

An indian who stinks like shit and curry. They have toe fungus and live in dumpsters. Most work at 7/11 or some gas station. Their breath smells like dirty ass and they have crooked ass teeth

Person 1: Look at that musty indian over there. They shouldve been aborted.
Person 2: I know right. They need to take a shower.

by Jodi Baines March 18, 2017

25๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Musty Miguel

When you walk into the bathroom and there a musty smell a a hot dump that has sat there for days to ferment

Kyle: Dude i walked into the bathroom and smell a Musty Miguel
Timmy: Aw that must have been horrible

by Sindof2 October 26, 2011

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