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The act of using your erect penis to stuff your friends nuts into a bitch's mouth.
"Me and my bro gave some bitch the muzzle loader last night! She was gagging on his balls AND my dick!"
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When you take the extra skin of your scrotum and smother your partner as if using a muzzle. Works best when your balls are really hanging low from being in a hot place for awhile.
That bitch wanted to try something new last night, and since the AC was broke, I gave her the Havanah Muzzle.
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During gay sex, one man takes a shit in the other mans anus. (see alabama hot pocket) The man who took a shit then fucks the other man in the anus. The man who was fucked in the anus then expels the packed-in feces out of his anus, creating the effect of a muzzle loader rifle.
Matt performed the muzzle loader on his gay partner.
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In Gears of war two, running up so close to an enemy that, upon the pulling of the trigger, results in multiple organs and/or brain matter splattering on the wall.
For best results try with a shotgun (obviously!)
Dude I just muzzle touched that grub with my shotgun! Now I can see what he had for lunch!Awesome!
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This occurs when someone may accidentally choke and spit out whatever it was they were eating or drinking. It comes out of the mouth in a strong blast and could possibly land on someone else if they were close by. This may also occur when trying to shotgun hits from a bong or joint with someone else and the person who inhales begins choking on the smoke while trying to transfer the weed cloud to the mouth of the other person. This is not very pleasant and will bring embarassment to the unfortuante soul who does this, but a good friend will usually joke with you about it even though it was gross.
"Oh man, I started choking on my drink and muzzle blasted it all over my boyfriend!"
"Eeuww, gross! Was he mad?"
"Not really, we joked about it later since it was pretty funny."
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(inhaling bong smoke, starts choking while shot gunning it to friend)
"Dude, wtf!!! You just muzzle blasted all over me!!"
"Sorry man, I just lost all control when I hit this thing!"
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a person who is not realistic, has a "my way or the highway" attitude when they are clearly in the wrong.
Kathleen and George are being complete Dick Muzzles about the Verizon Bill, I didn't even know we had cable!
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In Halo, jumping while spinning in circles. Done best whilst on top of an opponents dead body, or with the oddball. An alternative way of mocking to a "t-bag"
person 1: HA he got punched in the FAACE. MUZZLE DANCE!...
Vook: What are you doing?
Delgado: t-baggin him?
Vook: Thats so last year brahh.. 2010 is the year of the muzzle dance.
Delgado: Thank youuuu
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