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Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.
Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild
Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
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to not care what others think of a situation.
"dude, that asshole in the other cars flipping you off! Fucking crash him!" " Nah, ill just rock out with my cock out"
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To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.
Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!
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Crush my cock with a rock i must!
Maximum pain i must endure!
Crush my cock with a rock i must!
phrase first used on suicidegirls.com by member Emovi, a member whose first language is not english, in a thread referencing the beauty of one of the site's models (Katie). this occurred on April 1, 2004.
from this grew a 20+ page thread on SG involving many variations and alterred-to-fit images, spread to other web forums, spawned a music video, t-shirts & caps, etc.
original full phrase: "o god i am all the day with my cock up this girl make me so horny... i am the only one??"
some phrse variations:
in reference to Monty Python's Silly Walk sketch, "i am all the day with my walk up"
in reference to watching original Star Treks, "i am all the day with my spock up"
and so on.
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you suck my cock on december 21st
dude its suck my cock day
holy shit yeah we gotta suck his cock
suck my cock day (december 21st)
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Something you say when you or your fave team is losing. there is no counter dis to suck my cock , ill murder your family.
this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.
bitch: i beleive you were traveling good sir.
you:O im terribly sorry.
bitch: yes well its quite alright
you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!
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