Snoop Dog, shit, doing a shit, shitty, not good, poor effort
I was working out and I suddenly had to let out my snoop dog before I could carry on
Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG
MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN
NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN
that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog
AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF
You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
It’s basically your business is not my business
I would care but your dog is not my dog
A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.
"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"
When someone is board and searchers it up.
Or
Someone who likes their dog/dogs and types it.
I like my dog.
Not to complicated to understand.
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i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy