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Let out my Snoop Dog

Snoop Dog, shit, doing a shit, shitty, not good, poor effort

I was working out and I suddenly had to let out my snoop dog before I could carry on

by Cleft palates November 5, 2020


that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG

MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN

NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF

by urboredom May 4, 2020


Flipping my dog

Putting on some revealing yoga pants, bikini, swimsuit or something similar which is SUPER TIGHT across the vaginal area, then going into some random Yoga pose on YouTube under the pretence of something "meaningful", "healthy" or "educational" and basically just showing the world your vagina through your inappropriate choice of clothing. The women doing it appear to not understand quite how or why this is SO INAPPROPRIATE and DISGUSTING, PORNOGRAPHIC FILTH.

You can tell the women who are a bit shy as they get their mates to do it with them so the viewer gets to see multiple flanges at the same time. Nice.

The best bit is the videos often have some random Indian dude watching (probably knocking one out at the same time) which is just super random and unnecessary but kinda makes youtube what it is today.

If you're done with watching pornhub and even the TS channel isn't floating your boat any more, try searching dog flipping for an interesting and somewhat random wank. You may even learn some yoga along the way.

Just type in "flipping my dog" on youtube and you'll understand.

by Large Weapon December 2, 2024


My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.

I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it

by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023


Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.

"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"

by BaskingMaw August 29, 2019


your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

by Armyhope June 13, 2022


I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022