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The most happenin place EVER! No, for real though. Ft. Myers is awesome. There's a great diversity in people, of age, race and religion.
We get lucky when hurricanes come by, because regardless of what the news says, it's not that bad. If you're not from Florida, born and raised, then you'll usually freak out. We "floridians" don't have issues with them. HURRICANE PARTY!!!
Also, there's Florida Gulf Coast University, where most will go to after high school. We have three malls. Plenty of beach space when the snow birds are not here. The sun is always shining, and if not, just wait ten minutes, it will be back. Fort myers is located on the Gulf Coast, water is WARM. There's not much surf, but hey, there's a lot of great things. Tons of wonderful restaurants, like Buffulo Chips, Bahama Breeze, and of course your famous ones like Outback and Olive Garden.
Everyone that travels down there, three hours south of Tampa, loves it. Tons of compliments from people who have passed through. US 41 is always packing during season. If you don't know what season is, sorry. It's the most imporant time of year for working residents. That's where the term "snow bird" comes in hand. People are generally nice. Unless you meet them on the road... Police don't care that much for speeders.
Overall, you'll greatly enjoy Fort Myers. It has great schools like Estero High and Fort Myers High. Even if Estero's football team made history recently on their score. Other than that... If you don't want to live here, don't stop by, you'll get addicted.
Person 1 : Yo, where you been at?
Person 2 : Dude, Fort Myers! It's awesome. I'm never going back home!!!!
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A chill place located on the southwest side of Florida.Its located in between Miami and Tampa.A place where Sammy Watkins,Jevon kearse,Plies, and Deion Sanders is from.It is also known as the 239.
Jay:where you from jit?
Q:Fort myers
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An exclamation of rage after failing academically.
A declaration of revenge on a person named Thomas Myers, preferably done while shaking your fist and looking to the sky.
Comparable to "damn it".
Thomas Myers!, I failed my O Chem test.
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where da jackboys hang nd da goons rome
cant nobody fuck wit da fort aka lil pakistan fuck you mean !
and all dem rappers you see on tv like plies flo rida t pain lil wayne n dem dont think dey originated da slang dey be sayin like buss it baby nd gettin off n shit all dat shit from fort myers baby!
if you a tourist dont even think bout comin down hea to ft. myers dis aint no tourist attraction
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A fictional character who has an obsession with Caillou.
Melanie Myers is watching Caillou AGAIN wtf
that one guy who’s his girls’ bitch and smiles like a serial killer
Have you seen Zeke Myers? He’s been bending over backwards for his new girlfriend and everytime he smiles i feel like he’s planning something
If you know Ezra Myers you know not to leave a koala within a 100km radiusto him, Ezra is also known to dance-sillylike, apart from being the outsider and never having anything to add to any topic he is a rather s understanding ezdog
Man Ezra just be quite
Man your being such a ezra Myers right now
Shut up ezdog dog