Nano Phone

Basically a I-Pod Nano taped to the back of a mobile phone, a cheaper option than the I Phone, also Classic Phone, Shuffle Phone and Touch Phone

Joel: Hey man check out my new I-Phone its awersome

Sam: Dude thats so gay my Nano Phone has pretty much all the same features but half the price

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nano-speak

Idle chit-chat, small talk, or casual conversation for the digital age. Short conversation meant to encapsulate an informal thought or idea. Also useful for people with short attention spans in the "Twitter" era.

Dude: Bro, I saw Gary the other day down at the bodega.

Dude #2: Oh yeah, you ask him about his divorce?

Dude: Nah, just some nano-speak about the weather and TV. I didn't want to get into a long conversation about his pain.

Dude #2: His wife was hot.

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nano reef

-A salt water tank with corals under 30 gallons.It is also a bitch pimpin site with true mak daddys.
-A small blunt.
-a midget hooker/marijuana dealer.

E1:I have a 15 gallon nano reef.
E2:My hommie was puffin and all that was left was a nano reef
E3:My nano reef sucked my dick,then I got a Q/P of 'em

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Nano Einstein

One devoid of general cultural knowledge but possessing extensive learning in an incredibly microscopic field of study.

General Culture Dude: "Hey Man, did you catch that awesome Giants Pats game on Sunday?"

Nano Einstein: "No, I'm not a fan of Hockey, but I did read a fascinating field study on Sitka Spruce polyps' chlorophyll depletion rates."

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nano nap

When You Fall Asleep listening to your ipod nano.

I had a nano nap & missed my favourite song.

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IPod Nano

A cool device, but has a crappy battery, and they are unnecessarly thin.

Randy: "WAT TEH BALLS?! My Ipod Nano`s battery is out?! You gotta be peein on my weener, i only listened too it for about an hour! Now how am i supposed too pass time?! BullSHIT!"

*Randy spent the rest of the day tossing paper airplanes into a bin*

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nano-respect

A form of respect, given by touching your fist to the fist of the person who has earned it. It should be accompanied by saying 'gimme some nano-respect'. Should you not notice someone is trying to give you nano-respect you lose street cred. £$% IMPORTANT %$£ Not to be confused with slipknot-respect which is similar although the fists are punched together hard as opposed to the gentle touch of nano-respect.

"The euphamism you used fully juxtaposed the surreal aspects of breathless" Wow nice statement trolliver gimme some nano-respect

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