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The n.n. is a multi-tasker.mentally paying attention to one
thing,while sexually thinking of another. In any scenario,it may gently,while looking away, start to slowly draw in the object with it's lips just as a sedated goat or elephant may do.
Lightly tugging to see what it may have,but not looking.
The hasty a decision is made, to fornicate,eat,or flee,it's previously mouthed object.
.The mental focus of the nn while performing it's passive pleasure, is as under-studied, as is,
the vastness of our ocean floor.
Sleeping in a van/floor w/other bandmates in the dark scenario:
One morning a you may wake up w/ a massive hole
in your sweaterfrom a nantucket nibbler.
Another morning pants undone,can't figure who chuggged/or slurped-ya one.Natucket Nibbler?
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When you put your nuts inside a girl's hoo-ha!!!!!
Chase gave Shelbi a nantucket free throw last night in a jeep with no doors.
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a sex act in which the female is halfway on the floor with her ass and legs on the bed,(as if sleding face first,belly down.When it comes time for the male to spooge,he pulles it out and lets it snow.
Hey conor last night your mom and I took a nantucket sleigh ride!
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Sex move utilizing two black men and one rich white women, preferably wearing pearls or other high class jewelry.
Named after a pepperidge farm cookie, which mixed dark chocolate nuggets with lighter delicious cookie dough.
"Yo bro, lets go pick up some of those rich cougars and lay on a double chocolate nantucket."
"You got it!" (High Five)
When a person is being anally assaulted in wooded area; followed by ATM (ass to mouth). Hence, 2-tone.
Describes the discoloration of the penis and the resulting 2-tone appearance.
Wow, you totally gave my sister a nantucket two-tone last night. Uncool, dude.
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Where using idiotic phrases in reference to intelligent work causes the work to be destroyed.
By using the 'pwned' in reference to a potentially major scientific breakthrough you've actually made AIDS mutate to become airborne and highly contagious.
Another case of the Nantucket Principle at work was when the Wright brothers tried their first airplane prototype. Just before they were going to do their first test flight Orville said something to the effect of 'We are going to codfloddle this strumpet!' which caused Bernoulli's principle to completely change, setting flight back many years.
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The act of pouring beer on a girl's brown eye before having anal sex. No popped collar required.
I was hooking up with Julie and there was no lube in sight, so I poured my PBR down her ass crack and we had a Nantucket frat party
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