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today is the day short people get to throw tall peopel ( people over 5'4 get thrown)
its national throw tall people day
On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them
National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February
John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!
Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
If you know a person named Charlie, you have to cuddle with them on this day.
"Oh, Hey! It's National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day! Charlie, I guess we have to cuddle!"
A bunch of gay ass niggas that wait for the d's to pop out instead of them.
These niggas be on the gayist shit you will ever see in the chi these niggas think they tuff but folks stay cracking crowns
People nation sucks a big oll dick