December 22nd is national humble a private school boy day. A day to humble a boy who went to private (most likely christian) school with an astronomical ego.
“hey it’s December 22nd”
“so what”
“it’s national humble a private school boy day!”
“alright let’s open snap it’s time to make sure these boys don’t get out of line again”
The boys get the whole day to hang out so no girls are allowed to be with them, and the boys ain’t allowed to be msging there misses if they have one.
Jimmy - yo Bob when u coming out g
Bob - going to my misses house bro
Jimmy - mate it’s “National Boys Day” today
Bob - oh ye give me 10 mins boss
On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does
Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain