Today's the day you can fuck as many hoes as you would please. Get down and dirtyπ
Fuckboy 1: I fucked like 6 goes bro
Fuckboy 2: nah bro that's all g, it's national fuck a hoe day!
2π 1π
On Friday April 19th find a Caitlin preferably someone you know well ,get a private room and do what you do best.
Find a Caitlin and fuck her its βNational Fuck A Caitlin Dayβ
10π 9π
National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your friend day?"
"Sure"
173π 19π
on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day
42π 3π
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but itβs June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then letβs do it!
National fuck your ex day June 18
16π 1π
Got a girlfriend? Go fuck em on this beautiful day!
Bro me and my girlfriend finna get nasty on national fuck your girlfriend day.
88π 19π
January 7 is the national day for everyone to express their hatred for any known Kai.
βGababaβ
βFuck you Kai, itβs National fuck you Kai day.β