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National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your friend day?"
"Sure"
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on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day
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Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!
National fuck your ex day June 18
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Got a girlfriend? Go fuck em on this beautiful day!
Bro me and my girlfriend finna get nasty on national fuck your girlfriend day.
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January 7 is the national day for everyone to express their hatred for any known Kai.
“Gababa”
“Fuck you Kai, it’s National fuck you Kai day.”
August 10 is a day to celebrate all the dumb's fucks on this earth by pinching each others nipples
Hey retard its National Dumb Fuck Day!
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The day that you have the right to fuck or be fucked by any friend, this day is April 23
Disclaimer: chances are high that it happens, 99.999% says "yes"
"Hey it's national fuck your friend day"
friend: let's go!!