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On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please
On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!
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National pay your tall friend day is a national holiday where if u are the tallest of ur friend group, everyone has to give u $5 and if they refuse, then you are entitled to slap them. You're welcome. National pay your tall friend day is on July 27th.
Person A: Hey! It's national pay your tall friend day! $5 please!
Person B: No! I'm like 1/4858 of an inch taller then you!
Person C (Actually the tall one): WASSUP ITS PAY UR TALL FRIEND DAY
Slap your friend’s ass day is on July 28th so don’t forget to slap their ass
The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY
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today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3
A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day
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on the 29 of may you send your friend who sends you this definition a as many nudes as the person wants male or female
friend 1 hey did you know its national send your friends nudes day?
friend 2 oh dame ok how many do you want
friend 1 10
national expose your best friend day is when u get all you crazy, embarrassing, cute and silly pictures of your best friend (national best friend day is november 1st)
“ national expose your best friend day is when u get all you crazy, embarrassing, cute and silly pictures of your best friend”
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October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.
Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔