Navie

The personification of pure evil.

You: Neal, Navie is calling.
Neal: What line?
You: The one spouting fire.

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Navy

The gay, retarded kid brother of the Marine Corps.

Navy Sailor: "Marines suck!!"

(Marine slits squids throat)

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navy

To take a shit.

Derived from the act of dropping turds - as in Navy vessels and/or projectiles such as bombs or missles. Used in similar context as drop bombs or dropping the kids off at the pool.

Dude, after all those beans I just ate, I've got to go navy.

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NAVY

The best commerical I have ever seen on TV.
Sitting on a nice little boat somewhere in the ocean and bombing the fucking hell out of innocent people? That is so totally awesome.
Accelerate my life? Sure why the hell not! I always thought my life was long enough, hey why not accelerate it a little and get it over with sooner so I can spend more time dead!

US NAVY dude:
"Yo so I just came back from Iraq...I showed those fudging Iraqi school children. Haha ever see a kid cry because you killed his parents for oil? That's fun...hahaa. Let's watch some MTV and have some KFC."

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navy

A band of little bitches that hide on there boats far away from danger and need the marines to protect them from eveything from sadam to fish o yea and they really are gay some piece of shit sailor tried to rape me yesterday

o man they sent the navy were all dead.
Not the navy lets call the marines.
even the armys better than the navy.

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navy

Navy are the Marines lil brother. Marines are the men's department of the Navy.

Sailors (Navy) and Marines fight each other but stop in order to monkey stomp Soldiers and Airmen into the deck. Coast Guard is homeland security but is more or less DoT not DoD.

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Navy

An over-rated service. Some how it is still needed though in order for us to win wars.

Eric: I hate Floating jokes aka Navy.

Bruce: Why are they called floating jokes?

Eric: When's the last time we used the Navy in a war? World War II

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