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When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.
Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.
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A near death experience while having sex, possibly leading to a sex injury.
We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.
An up and coming neighborhood in Chicago that is home to the annual fathers day party at touhy-herbert park. Lots of really cool dudes and dudettes live there.
Were you on the near west side this weekend? I saw your snaps and it looked like it was offdachain!
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When you have an affair and is not only sex (although is marvellous) and feel as about falling in love, but in the end you don't get involved.
I had a near-love experience with that Spanish girl I slept with last week.
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Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
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When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.
That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.
When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.
I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation