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A small farming town in Nebraska that has a huge lake
Are u going to ogallala Nebraska this weekend
The "N" on the helmet as been rumored to stand for "nowledge", but that is false. The true meaning of the "N" stands for a long history of winning NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Nebraska Football has been honored as the best football team on 5 different occasions. (1970, 1971, 1994, 1995, & 1997)
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Deshler is located in south cental Nebraska, near the boarder of Kansas. Deshler is as flat as a pancake and is home of massive tornadoes. Deshler is also the home of the Deshler Dragons B-ball team, one of the best b-ball teams in the State!
Why you gota be wastin' my flava!?!?!?!?
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Center, Nebraska, the best damn town in the whole state of Nebraska, where the real men come from. only a few other towns are known to match Center's level of greatness, or an island for that matter, Prince Edward Island, and maybe a few other places.
dude that guys from Center, Nebraska
What? oh shit don't mess with him man
I know lets get the fuck out of here
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The little-known capital city of Nebraska. Contrary to popular belief, nobody rides cows or tractors to school. Although most of Nebraska is farming community, Lincoln and Omaha are not.
Most people in Lincoln are friendly. It's a great place to raise kids, they say. Shootings, stabbings, drugs, raves, and date rape all happen here, just like in any other place. The teenagers here dress the same as they do all over America. They talk about the same things, generally. They eat from the same fast-food chains. Music ranges from the popular music, such as on MTV, to country, to screamo, to gospel. Anything, really.
We are not a bunch of hicks, but there are some distinctly hick-like behaviors. In order to be considered wholesome and well-rounded, you must attend some sort of church. Generally, people are expected to attend St. Peters Catholic Church or the Lincoln Berean Church. There are other smaller churches. But if your family doesn't belong to a church, people may wonder about you.
The public schools here are heavily Christian. You may be required to sing Christian songs at school, or listen to missionaries. You may, at the Grande Movie Theater, by screamed at by a man waving a cross. He is known here as "Cross Guy". Nobody knows what his actual name is.
Also, to be considered wholesome, if you are a boy, you must get some sort of twisted pleasure out of hunting. Deer hunting, bird hunting, and squirrel hunting are all popular. If you don't hunt, other boys will think you're some sort of hippie freak who wants to join Greenpeace. I would know.
Our city was featured in the movie "Yes, Man", which was a surprise and delight to many of us. People cheered in the theater. It was a big moment for us.
Lincoln Nebraska? You mean, like, people actually live in Nebraska and there aren't indians running around and stuff?
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University of Nebraska (at Lincoln)
A university on the eastern (and more populated) side of Nebraska. Mostly know for corn (the football team is literally named the Cornhuskers), but once you get past the Hicks the area has an incredibly diverse population
P1: You go to the University of Nebraska? You must love football and shitty beer! What’s your major? Agriculture?
P2: Actually I’m a gender and women’s studies major and I think football- and you -can fuck off!
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When you let a bitch break her water while you're eating her out.
Jack- Yo, did Janine make it hospital in time for the delivery?
Advaith- Yeah, but not before a good Nebraska Mouthwashing. I'm still trying to pick the placenta out of my teeth.
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