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Someone who spends all of their time on the internet.
Poindexter is a 40 year old virgin. Why? Cuz he's a Net Nerd!
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Perceived increase in confidence, machismo, bravado, strength, cage-fighting abilites (etc.) from a public chat room or IM user based PURELY upon the anonymity of the "tough talker" to the person they are "tough talking to".
A 6-foot, 130lb. dork threatening to "kick your ass" when you disagree with his opinion on the relevance of Linux, Firefox, Open Source, Dungeons and Dragons or whatever other lame activity the "net muscled" geek in interested in.
"The dork is using his Net Muscles to bully the chat room into agreeing with him."
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Acting like a Gangbanger on the internet. Because real G's get into arguments on Youtube.
David is a 13 year old white male who likes to threaten people in the comments section of Call of Duty videos on the internet. He sure loves Net Banging.
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Any article of clothing used to catch your blasted nut load. Examples are a sock, a shirt, maybe a towel or even your mom's living room drapes. A Gak Net used multiple times to catch your fapped out nut spunk may become quite stiff and crusty over time.
Darren found himself fapping to net porn in the living room. About to bust a nut, he needed a Gak Net. He grabbed the end of the designer window drapes and blew man juice and wiped up.
A Net-Twit is an over user of the popular site "twitter". Net-Twits feel important by replying to celebrities and posting their own tweets and pretending that people follow. The other guideline to being a Nit-Twit is that they log into twitter multiple times per day and are addicted to it.
"Jenny just tweeted that she had a massive dump. That is her third tweet already today! What a Net-Twit."
This phrase originates from the feeling of pure unadulterated joy associated with the ball hitting the back of the net in football (soccer in the USA).
Should be used when fortune has fallen upon one's path
After retrieving the lost Inca Golden Headed statue from the hidden Jungle temple, whilst escaping deadly spiders, poisonous arrows, and out running huge stone boulders, and it must be said keeping hold of your hat, you raise the statue high in the air and exclaim to the masses of indigenous tribes;
"Back of the Net"
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A mental disorder that effects many youths from good middle/upper class neighbourhoods. What usually occurs is the subject is influenced by inner city music, social media posts, culture and beefs to a point that they become a part of said culture but only on the internet. Other names for these individuals can be internet disciples, keyboard warriors, internet gangsters, etc.
“Instagram post of a dead rapper: rip to the real you’ll be missed”
Net banger: “slide foh yo dawg we smoking ya homie”
We see here the net banger net banging.
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