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A phrase used to describe how awesome Paul Newman is. Also kinda funny, because it rhymes with Newman's Own.
Wow, this is such good dressing! NEWMAN PWNS!
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The way by which you can both be working and procrastinating at the same time.
Newman- I'm in my friend's room "doing work." And by doing work I mean procrastinating. And by procrastinating I mean doing work.
Jill- Good job, we'll call it the Newman Paradox.
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A great Progressive lady from Illinois who defeated a fake Democrat in a primary.
The voters have spoken for change by electing Marie Newman for Congress.
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Another word for getting one's salad tossed. The reference being to Newman's line of salad dressing. Salad Tossing of course being the act of getting one's asshole eaten.
"Her ass looked so good in that tight little mini skirt, that all I could think about was creeping up behind her on all fours, pulling her skirt down, and introducing her to Paul Newman."
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A phrase used to describe how awesome Paul Newman is. Also kinda funny, because it rhymes with Newman's Own.
Wow, this is such good dressing! NEWMAN PWNS!
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a highschool in carrollton, texas where only the students that didn’t get into anywhere else with their dumbass brains that should be going to a mental hospital instead go to. their IBA program actually stands for International Booty-Kissing Academy. their drill team sucks ass and their personalities do too. to get in the top 10% you just need to yell at teachers and sleep in class.
“i just had my 3rd kid at 20”
“oh damn who’s the dad”
“oh they’re all from different baby daddies”
“you went to newman smith?”
a high school in carrollton texas who’s mascot is a condom brand. rivals with turner high down the street.
0/10 school and full of druggies
guy 1: yeah i go to newman smith
guy 2: oh shit man, u got sum condoms then?