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When you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee after drinking copious amounts of water the evening before. Typically leads to a lack of sleep and the constant need to go to the bathroom every 5-10 minutes.
You're usually so damn comfy you tend to lay there in your bed and contemplate whether or not you should get up and go to the bathroom.
Worst comes to worse, you fall back asleep and dream of toilets and whizzing only to wake up with a swollen bladder with enough urine to water your neighbor's houseplants.
"Man, I shouldn't have drank so much last night, I got some serious case of the night piss."
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A night dedicated to you and your two best male friends, playing some xbox and watchin funny shit on youtube and all sleeping in one bed.
"Man you had the biggest cock night last night."
Guy 1: "Hey man i'm gonna hang out with my girl tonight"
Guy 2: "No its cock night"
Guy 1: "Totes"
Guy 2: "Don't say totes"
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A night(usually a Friday)when instead of going out and having a good time like most people your age, you spend the entire night on Tumblr. If you're a teenager this might start to worry your parents as it has mine.
Teen Boy: Hey are doing anything this Friday?
Teen Girl: No I'll probably just have another Tumblr night.
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It's just putting at night. Mitch Comstein, Ty Webb's college roommate was a night putter.
Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean...
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beautiful piece of literature that will give you all of the feels. Read it.
You: What is The Night Circus?
Friend: The circus arrives without warning.
You: what?
Friend: No announcements precede it...
You:...
Friend: It is simply there when yesterday it was not.
The act of having a wild or crazy night of drinking, dancing, partying, or clubbing that can't be defined by normal standards.
We had a sick night bitches!