Nikolai

A extremely big amateur

He is so nikolai. He said that one was a prime number.

Nikolai

An overly-prpoective cousin. He takes care of your business, makes your wish of "living the American dream" come true and he would even kill for you. But he isn't very gentle when it comes to driving. And he also isn't the best company to have when you want to go bowling. Don't even bother calling him. You don't want to piss him off.

"Hey Niko! It's your Cousin, let's go bowli-" Nikolai slams his phone through the window of his stolen car and drives into a crowd of people staring at a homeless person yelling at a Cluckin Bell Number 9 large bag.